Tuesday, March 27, 2007

My Bar Tab

is.... $320.

Dayum, I am a degenerate.

This is fun to do. Just read the “offense” and if you’ve done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you’ve read each “offense” and added up your total fine. Title your post or comment, “My Bar Tab is$……..” You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you– $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican — $20
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know –$10
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on a significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on a significant other with their relative or close friend –$20
Gave oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Gave/got oral in a car while it was moving– $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 25 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with, at work –$25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good –$25

Tally it up and tell me what your Bar Tab Is…

Oh, by the way, I stole this from Wordnerd who stole it from Brian. But there doesn't appear to be a fine!

7 comments:

Kate said...

I *love* that no one who posts about this has an amount that ends in .50. Really? No one pees in a pool? Ever?

LMAO...

;)

Doog said...

I'm such a goody two-shoes...

$210.50

Yes, I've pissed in the damn pool.

eblonk said...

That´ll be $140.50 excluding tips&taxes.

eblonk said...

And there is another $30 I would have liked to spend.

Gadzooks64 said...

Ok, I have to admit that I have peed in the pool as well.

For whatever reason that question did even make the calculation. Either that or I multiplied it by a gazillion to cover all the times I did it.

Erwin, HAHAHAHAHAH, your "would have liked to spend" comment made my day.

eblonk said...

Just checked, there actually a $30 item but I was thinking about 2 items, spending a sawbuck on one and a double sawbuck on another. Now see if you can keep yourself from checking the list to see what items they might be....... :>

Godard said...

So anal is four times more expensive than cheating with a friend? What an odd bar.