However, I have found the guy who is supremely qualified:
6. The chicks:
a. Online poker: Has the girls of the internet. More porn than you can shake a stick at.
b. Live poker: Has real women, who expect to be paid for things.
And if that's not enough to convince you:
8. Top pro:
a. Online poker: Has Patrick Antonius, you know, God.
b. Live poker: Has Barry Greenstein, who come to think of it, has probably bagged more chicks than Antonius. Well played Greenstein.
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