(Note: We are 2 blocks away from the beach.)
Customer: “Your lanes are crooked.”
Me: “Sir, I assure you they are not crooked; we have lane inspectors that come in every 8 weeks and check for that kind of thing.”
Customer: “No! MY LANE IS CROOKED! Every time I bowl, the ball goes to the right!”
Me: *glancing at the clock* “Well, you know, it’s about 1:30. The tide is coming in.”
Customer: “That has an effect on it?”
Me: “Oh yeah, I mean, we’re only a few blocks from the beach…”
Customer: “Huh… well, I guess I’ll try to bowl more towards the left, then…”
He should have told him to hold his beer in the other hand, ldo.
Stolen From (The Customer) Is Not Always Right.