I love my tree.
No, really. I do.
I saw this tree two years ago at Sam's Club - as if I shop anywhere else - and had to take it home!
All those lights. I was dazzled. It twinkles from white to colored and back ever so slowly. It induces a zenlike state which I desperately needed this time of year.
I feel the same way about my impact sprinklers in the summer time. The rest of the year I make do with alkeeehawl. Just sayin.